Sacked

I saw this story reported on the TV the other evening, but thought it so bizarre that I didn't trust my on translation of it (and thankfully there were no graphic images to accompany it). But now, I see that I did get it broadly correct. I didn't know it was a sack of grain that he had dropped on his, ahem, member, but other than that I'd got it pretty much spot on. Not much to add, but I hope I'll be able to uncross my legs in an hour or so.